*yawn* its really late... or really early... i guess it depends on how you look at it.  well its 1 A.M. and i am on spring brake so im not sleeping yet but im still tired.  nothing new, zach is in iowa im bored.  i started another playthrough of MGS3: sneak eater.  its a great game.  taht and resident evil 4.  i love metal gear games and resident evil games.  anyway im past figting ocelot and the pain already, just fear end fury and boss to go! ill finish it tommrow, im going to sleep now

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I found this online, not that anyone cares i just thought it was pretty cool cause nemesis is easily the scaryest resident evil monster ever.

Nemesis

Nemesis is one of the deadliest BOWs ever created. Part of the Tyrant Project, the NE-T virus was used in its conception at the main Umbrella Facility in Paris. The first Nemesis was created when the NE-Alpha was inserted into the spine of a T-103. This was the Nemesis T-type. The parasite stimulates the T-virus cells and catalyses the formation of new brain cells. This allows the parasite to gain control of the host’s brain. In effect a second brain is formed, with all lower brain operations including control of the major organs and motor functions. Over time the NE-Alpha parasite will take over all bodily functions. Four compatible subjects were found, but during the mutation process one of the Nemeses maintained the ability of independent thought. Whether it was the parasite that was responsible or the host was never found out as the subject tried to escape and was destroyed immediately. The remaining Nemeses were given inhibitors that would limit the NE-Alpha’s growth when it reached maturity. This new modified Nemesis was classified the Nemesis T-02.
Due to the fact that only 1 in 60,000,000 people have DNA that is compatible with the virus, Nemesis is an extremely rare BOW. It was a minor miracle that a compatible test subject was found at all. For all intents and purposes Nemesis is completely indestructible. Most conventional weapons have no effect on it and explosives only succeed in rendering it unconscious. It uses the same ‘scent’ program as the T-103s, enabling it to hunt down targets over large distances. Unlike other Tyrants, Nemesis is sentient. As it actually has a concept of what its mission is, it is able to improvise in situations. It is also able to use weaponry. In the Raccoon City incident Nemesis was issued with a modified C90-CR rocket launcher, which was used to great effect. Standing over nine feet tall, Nemesis wears the standard trench coat issued to Tyrants, which hides a mass of tentacles capable of infecting victims with the NE-T virus. The NE-T virus affects the central nervous system of the victim and can cause mild paralysis. If the victim should die, the NE-T virus contains enough T-virus cells to reanimate the victim, which increases the chances of the T-virus being spread. Unlike the T-103s, Nemesis is extremely agile, capable of jumping several storeys and outrunning any human. Its strength exceeds that of a T-103. Nemesis was killed during the Raccoon City incident by STARS member Jill Valentine. The circumstances that resulted in Nemesis’s death were extreme, and highly unlikely to be repeated. Regardless the loss of Nemesis was a huge blow to Umbrella and there is little chance of finding another compatible host.

Mutation 1

Nemesis was designed to secrete a substance that would increase its cell metabolism in order to counter any heavy attacks and recover from wounds. The downside would be more increasingly unstable mutations. After falling unconscious in a fire, Nemesis’s trench coat was burned off and its rocket launcher destroyed. The extreme pressure put on the body caused a spontaneous mutation effect seen with G-Types and Crimson Heads. Nemesis’s tentacles extended in length and the loss of the trench coat allowed greater mobility. Its attack patterns include wrapping its tentacles around its victim and throwing them against walls.

 Nemesis

After being decapitated, losing an arm and finally being boiled in large vat of acid in the Umbrella Waste Disposal Facility, which was designed to break down industrial waste, the remnants of Nemesis crawled to the nearby body of a T-103 and ingested some of the remains. The apparent infusion caused an extremely violent mutation. Its reaction was similar to that of a G-Type with new appendages being spontaneously generated. It also suffers from the same ‘devolution’ effect with each mutation; Nemesis reverted to a quadruped form and would have no doubt broken down into an amorphous blob had the mutations continued. An interesting chemical reaction also took place. Its unstable metabolic rate will cause a conflict between the T-virus and Nemesis-T virus cells. Nemesis can use this to its advantage by projecting a highly acidic compound of T and NE-T virus cells, capable of infecting anyone who comes into contact with this substance. Its acid and tentacle attacks are less effective than its previous attack patterns, but still lethal nonetheless. It is interesting to note that Nemesis continued to pursue its mission goal of eliminating all STARS members even when near death, and when mutations should have substantially altered its brain.

well thats the nemesis

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btw the movie RE apocolypse did a pretty good job at re-creating him, but nothing matches playing the game

today was my birthday! so first i got twisted metal black online from my mom then mr. monti gave me the gift of having an extra credit video this morning! nothing like waking up at 6 on your birthday! at school gonya got me a choclate bar, kevin gave me a notecard that said "happy b-day" logan offered me drugs but i didnt accept then he called me a wuss, alec got me a twix, bilbo gave me his pizza crust, allie gave me a froot loop, matt leo gave me a gummi worm, sasha gave me a brick but i dropped it and it broke in half so he felt bad and gave me a rubber band, zach gave me a "one free hug"  card, katie gave me nothing (dirty whore), and finally, the best gift of all... buddy tim that works at eb games and is a senior gave me a high five!!!! i have been trying to get a high five from him for a couple months now but he always says no and thretans to shank me.  my life long goal is complete.  so this was a really good birthday because i convinced every teacher to not give me homework as a gift.  i win

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yesterday was the turnabout dance at school! it was pretty fun. i didnt have a ticket but it turns out you can just walk by them when they are not paying attention! so me zach sasha katie and katies friends were hanging out at the dance and it was kinda boring. after that we went to bowling place to bowl but there wasnt any open lanes so we went to connies restraunt. i ordered waffles! at night time! what a crazy country!! then we went home. today was church then saw final destination 3 that was a great movie. now im back home and i have homework i dont want to do and im hungry.

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yay today was late start! i got to sleep in! then i went online for a while... anyway school was fun.  In W. Civ. we are playing diplomacy which is like risk but the whole class si split into liek 5 teams.  then 2nd was study hall! i did my bio homework then which was easy. after that was math! i didnt do my homework but i showed him yesterdays when he checked and he didnt even notice so i win! then was lunch which is always fun, then was english.  it would have been boring but sam came to class completely stoned.  it was funny as hell he would just randomly break out laughing then say he forgot what was funny.  after that was bio which was acually fun, we looked at liive bacteria in microscopes which is kickass it was like little animals swimming around.  then came espanol which was jsut meh.  then came gym where we went to the drivers ed room and learned about setting goals! gym sure is a waste of time, but easy so that was ok.  then after school allie couldnt do anything so it was me n zach n ssaha.  we played RE and beat it for the 2nd time and sold all my guns to buy the infinity ammo machine gun that pwns all. then they left and now im online! fun day

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so i woke up and played some resident evil outbrake, got pretty far and then got bored and went on AIM.  got invited to hang out w/zach and some people at riverside so we went to clairs house.  sasha came and we watched rent which is the crappyest movie ever.  gay people with aids cant pay rent then some dude named angel died.  after that we went to watch clair play tennis! fun fun! sasha stole all the balls which was the only fun part.  after that i went home and played some resident evil code veronica and i got really far.  then my mom said she was going to my aunts house and i came with.  we played clue and that was boring.  then i came back home and that was my day!  so sasha and zach are the same thing! look...

conversation w/zach

countchocula535 (10:21:35 PM): hey
KilleRadishes (10:21:45 PM): yo
countchocula535 (10:22:12 PM): sup
KilleRadishes (10:22:20 PM): not much

conversation w/sasha

countchocula535 (10:21:37 PM): hey
misterninjabot (10:21:40 PM): yo
countchocula535 (10:22:15 PM): sup
misterninjabot (10:22:21 PM): not much

freaky huh?

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well i havent updated in a while.  i got my playstation hooked up online finally, with help from pat.  we played Resident evil: outbrake alot and that game kicks 10x more ass online with a friend.  besides that not much more has happened.  i did an entire english project that we had a month to do in 20 minutes the day after it was due! go me!!! also zach and allie and sasha have been hanging out here alot.  thats about it

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today we say an harry potter movie! yay! i am not sure which one but it was probably recent since it was at a theater.  i didnt have any money and the bitch whore loser with no friends marta didnt let me borrow the $2 needed to get in.  so then me sasha and zach were going to leave and not see the movie.  then allie, who supposedly doesnt care about zach any more, got all pissy about zach leaving so she got her friend who "didnt have money" to let me borrow 2 bucks.  then me zach and sasha sat across the theater from the rest anyway so it didnt matter if we went or not lol.  for the first 20 minutes it was really boring so i just played resident evil on my DS.  i decided to watch the movie when it got interesting.  normally i dont understand movies, but after missing the first half hour i was really lost.  zach had to explain everything to me and theese kids in front of us got pissed and yelled at us to shut up.  i never got through an entire movie without being yelled at.  i kick ass.  so then when we were finally not talking for a while my phone rang!  it was my mom, checking in on me in the middle of a movie!  then the kid was lake "will you be quiete!"  and it was funny.  sasha fell asleep but i took care of that by waking him up.  then the only other interesting part was us laughing at every line that was even kind of sexual.  "i'll show you mine if you show me yours"  "ive waited so long without touching you harry, but now i can finally touch you!!"  "*harry randomly moaning every 5 minutes*"  and the best one... harry potter and voldamore both waved their sticks at eachother then gooey white stuff exploded every where... and this is a kids movie?  i think not

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today was family game night! and also other things! i shall start from the begining... i wakeded up and ate me about 1/2 a box of cereal.  a couple hours later i found in the fridge a leftover steak sammich and some meat cheese bread stuff.  it was all good.  then zach tried to get me to go with him and his other frineds to chigcago but i didn't really want to, but then they changed it to lagrange which is much closer so i agreed! so me, zach, katie, brian gonya my best buddy!!, and skeeter who is not from the show doug, we all went to borders.  that was boring so we went to noodles and co.  there B.G. left us for his other friends.  after that we went back to borders, and zachs sis was working there so he got a parental advisory stickered cd without being 18!  we also saw a 120 doller lightsaber!! man how much i wanted that thing, but zachs siter wouldnt give me a 100 doller kinda family discount... oh well.  then we saw mr. soto who seemed lost cause he went one way then came back the same way lol  then we were hanging out at walgreens and bought us some candy which kicked ass.  we then waited by a train station for katie and skeeters train home, but katie decided to come with to family game night!! speaking of family game night... it was awesome!  so i brought my sega, me zach and katie stoped at my house to get it on the way to Larry's.  katie had some trouble getting her shoes on which was entertaining for a couple minutes.  then we were off to larrys!  i totally did not litter my gatorade bottle in that one bush by that one place.  at larry's there was one too many people but she left.  we then played risk!! it was the battle of the century, and everyones name had to be consored by misspellings because we were playing at a mormons house.  there was general ANTHCKQ (me), general ZELLOW (zach) general MORMON (larry) general FTCK AZZ (allie), general LEZBEAN (katie), and last and certainly least, general NINJA (tinkerbell).  that was one hellofa game! katie had to leave early, so she was the first general to die.  sasha got greedy and attempted to take over all of north america, but i came in from the south america and larry came from the europe area and we solved that problm.  with two generals down and 3 to go, i knew i needed to start some alliances to save myself.  well now i had all of north america, all of south america, and all of africa, but yet everone else still worried about their own few coutries instead of working togeather to stop me, as they should have.  well i got my weak spot in africa covered by giving allie europe in exchange for never attacking africa.  zach had nothing except all of australia but he had 37 armies guarding the only entrance, so he was ok for a while.  i managed to build up an army big enough to get ALL of asia, that was tough.  then allie and larry were at about 3 countries each in europe. zach runnin at about 40 men on australie, and ive got 20 something guys in asia.  well i took out larry and allie, first allie then larry, consecutavely.  now its doen to just me and zach, but for having pretty much the whole map, and i cashed in some cannon cards, i got like 50 something armys to place at my turn.  i dominated his defense and now hes got 3 countries left with one in each, and ive got an army of almost a hundred *i  combined it with my europe army*  guess who won?  ah i love risk.  then i beat a lot of pokemon blue.  then i went home, but my aunt and cousins were here.  me and my little cousin played some gamecube and that was fun.

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longest post. ever.

... sup motherfucker! LoLz oMg izn't taht teh FuNni iSt tihng EVAR!!!11  thats what you get when a certain mexican named ricky attempts a joke.  i have to admit though, i did not see that coming, i expected something that even remotely made sense.  then again this is ricky were talking about... so anyway today was just snazzy, we played super smash brothers! and mario party! fun fun fun.  we also made fun of allie for breaking zach's heart then she tried to ask him out again... girls are wierd she dumps him then not even a week later wants to go out with him... tommorow is family game niiiiiigght!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but zach might be ditching us for his other friends and it wont be any fun playing risk without zach!!! who will be the yelow army??? WHO?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!  not me thats for sure im blue or green always. nothing else to say

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